Sunday, January 6, 2008

Power outage, part three.

It's a good idea to light the guardian angel candle that you bought at Longs a couple of days ago before the sun actually goes down. Give your girlfriend a placid explanation for why you bought a guardian angel candle when everything is fine or she'll think you had a psychic premonition about something worse than an impending power outage coming up. You might as well light this candle during the day because at night it barely puts out any light at all.

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